The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!