you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!