TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!