The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to see through glass

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!