the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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black people

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!