The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!