The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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power to fly only in the plane

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!