The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!