The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!