The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power die if you think.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to put out light from your butt

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to get older every second

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!