The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to Hi

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!