The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Poop

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!