The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!