the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!