The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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ability to fly in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!