The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!