The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!