The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to piss people off.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to swim on land

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!