The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!