The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power die if you think.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!