The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!