The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to die at will

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to write about power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!