The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power of Grayskull.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!