The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to die and get away with it

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!