The Power to fart glitter

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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Ladder hands.

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i like pie.

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!