Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The superpower to have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!