Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!