The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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ability to fly in a plane

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Ladder hands.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!