The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to have no power.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!