The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to come second in any race

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to die....

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!