- Pointless Super Powers

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

The power to lick your own tongue

The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to spread toe jam on toast

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

the power to pee straight with a boner

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

the ability to darken darkness

The power to not be funny

The power to have cancer.

The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...