Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to breathe

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to read braile.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!