the power to say i can bend you

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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Batman

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!