The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

thumb_up thumb_down +8

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to breathe

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

thumb_up thumb_down +177

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

thumb_up thumb_down +165

The power to perpetually yawn.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The ability to see through mirrors.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to be wet and not know it.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to see through glass

thumb_up thumb_down +67

50% invisibility while farting.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

The power to turn into paper

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to talk in sign language.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to be justin beiber

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to be born.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!