The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!