The power to bleed

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Really bendy thumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!