the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the power to never get spam

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to float for half a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!