The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to speak braille

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!