The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to peak braille

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to speak in sign language.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!