The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!