The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!