To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the power to die at will

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!