The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to be born again

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!