the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!