The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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blindness

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!