The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to turn into paper

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!