The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power die if you think.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to have no power.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!