the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to die

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to burn ashes

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!