The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to be born.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to get STD's

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!