The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to buy free things.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to be blind

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!