- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

the power to die at will

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to spell backwards.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to die at will

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to watch womens basketball

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power to die on command

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

Pointless Super Powers