The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to have a power.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!