The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!