the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!