the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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blindness

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!