The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!