The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to sleep during day

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!