the power to make toast into bread

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to troll.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!